What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the irony of life according to you?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you relax?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do gang stalkers want?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is Tinder the best dating app?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?